can you keep a secret?

today is one of those days when i'm faced with a blank screen and have absolutely no idea what to write on it. so i've decided to post a list of all secrets i can think of in five minutes, just off the top of my beflowered head.


1) i occasionally throw perfectly edible food away because i can't stand seeing it in the fridge.
2) i don't know anyone who doesn't like the song nothing's gonna stop us now by jefferson starship.
3) sometimes i think i go to work and pretend to know things when i really don't know what language they're speaking in.
4) pandas freak me out. hence i could not watch kungfu panda.
5) i got a temporary lifeguard job by pretending to be a varsity swimmer. (i can swim, just not varsity-like).
6) i faked knowing several languages in my resume.
7) i talk to myself when i'm alone. out loud.
8) i only went into medicine because i couldn't think of anything else to do after college.
9) sometimes, all i really want is to be a trophy wife.
10) i once went three days without eating anything other than skippy crunchy peanut butter.
11) i think new shoes and cupcakes can solve any problem.