with love and squalor

ah, gynecology. the domain of the most paranoid, hormonal residents in the hospital. what, the patient's bleeding??? get an h&h stat! reserve blood! get a line inserted! get the blood! wheres the blood? wheres the blood? did you get the blood?

i think i shall go for a haircut and brow threading tomorrow, then buy the thickest fashion magazine in the racks just to calm down from tonight's duty and prepare myself for the abounding radical hysterectomies.